Sunday, October 24, 2010

Dr. Seymour Butz

THE COLONOSCOPY

Proctology is fun!
IV needle in your arm,
I won't do you any harm....
Technological Incubus.
Inside, upside, transverse, down.
Rectum, colon,
Look around.
Biopsy polyps, cauterize,
Unconscious patient
Traumatize...bill!

2 comments:

  1. OMG, so that's what we have to look forward to after 50! Oh,no! I'm almost 60! Time to make an appointment! Sounds SCARY!

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